We welcome the newest member of the vigilant ASUN blogging community into our ranks: http://vislupiestgrex.blogspot.com/
Good luck with your blog, guys. We're flattered.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Friday, May 8, 2009
Is Our Mitchy Learning? Part 7 & 1/2
Today we examine Senator "Meat-for-Brains" Bottoset's ASUN Bio... It is a doozy.
Ok, let's start off strong:
1. BALD?!
WHAT WAS HE THINKING?!?!?! On the fail-o-meter, I'd give this an EPIC FAIL. Let's face it, it is IMPOSSIBLE to be a strong leader when you have no hair. It is a scientific fact that hair-less leaders are 15% worse than those with great hair.
2. CANADIAN?!
WHAT WAS HE THINKING?!?!?! He isn't even FROM America? What is this world coming to?! I believe that this proves that Senator Mitch Bottoset is conspiring to destroy the ASUN, and then the world. Oh, he'll act polite to your face, but I am telling you, he is plotting something!
3. The Silence of the Lambs thing is just disturbing. There should be a law against creepazoids like this being able to hold public office. I wonder if he disclosed THIS to his constituents who voted for him!
4. "Use me in any ways you like."
This is a direct quote, mind you. This is BLATANTLY soliciting company from a male prostitute.
Esteemed Senators, I implore you to remove this embarrassment from your ranks. He is tarnishing the ASUN.
And if anyone tries to tell us that this doesn't make sense, expect an angry response. Be scared! Our logic is infallible.
-The Ladies and Gentlemen of Vis Mitchy Est Grex
Ok, let's start off strong:
1. BALD?!
WHAT WAS HE THINKING?!?!?! On the fail-o-meter, I'd give this an EPIC FAIL. Let's face it, it is IMPOSSIBLE to be a strong leader when you have no hair. It is a scientific fact that hair-less leaders are 15% worse than those with great hair.
2. CANADIAN?!
WHAT WAS HE THINKING?!?!?! He isn't even FROM America? What is this world coming to?! I believe that this proves that Senator Mitch Bottoset is conspiring to destroy the ASUN, and then the world. Oh, he'll act polite to your face, but I am telling you, he is plotting something!
3. The Silence of the Lambs thing is just disturbing. There should be a law against creepazoids like this being able to hold public office. I wonder if he disclosed THIS to his constituents who voted for him!
4. "Use me in any ways you like."
This is a direct quote, mind you. This is BLATANTLY soliciting company from a male prostitute.
Esteemed Senators, I implore you to remove this embarrassment from your ranks. He is tarnishing the ASUN.
And if anyone tries to tell us that this doesn't make sense, expect an angry response. Be scared! Our logic is infallible.
-The Ladies and Gentlemen of Vis Mitchy Est Grex
Thursday, May 7, 2009
The Vis Mitchy Est Grex Blog
Ladies and Gentlemen of the ASUN,
Welcome! This brand new blog is dedicated to rooting out any and all mistakes ASUN Senator Mitch Bottoset is certain to make. Regardless of the scope, relevance, or utter unimportance of the mistakes, the ladies and gentlemen of Vis Mitchy Est Grex are COMMITTED to not having a life, and simply following the stupid, misguided adventures of Senator Bottoset.
When he makes a mistake, we will report.
When he DARES to take a breath, we will be watching.
When he goes to the bathroom, we will gladly offer commentary.
Also, we ladies and gentlemen of Vis Mitchy Est Grex are going to remain anonymous. Anonymous is synonymous with winning. Duh.
Stay tuned for more posts!!!
Welcome! This brand new blog is dedicated to rooting out any and all mistakes ASUN Senator Mitch Bottoset is certain to make. Regardless of the scope, relevance, or utter unimportance of the mistakes, the ladies and gentlemen of Vis Mitchy Est Grex are COMMITTED to not having a life, and simply following the stupid, misguided adventures of Senator Bottoset.
When he makes a mistake, we will report.
When he DARES to take a breath, we will be watching.
When he goes to the bathroom, we will gladly offer commentary.
Also, we ladies and gentlemen of Vis Mitchy Est Grex are going to remain anonymous. Anonymous is synonymous with winning. Duh.
Stay tuned for more posts!!!
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